Classic Text (SMS) Forwards

I have this habit of not reading quotes or forwarded messages on my cellphone. Instead of simply deleting them however, I move them to their own folder for later perusal. Since I've got nothing much to do on this lazy Black Saturday afternoon, I decided to encode some of the messages that I found to be quite entertaining:


If I send you a message, you don't have to do the same. You can also send something else - pwedeng bigas, delata, sabon, damit, tsokoleyt, load, or cash, maiba lang. =)

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Hello! Eto nanaman ako. Gulung-gulo ulit ang isip ko. May nais lang sana ako itanong sayo. Alam ko ikaw lang ang makakatulong. Ang BIRDS FLU ba ay past tense ng BIRDS FLY?

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A condom is like the government: it stands up to inflation, halts production, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives us a sense of security while being screwed!

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(In connection with the May 2004 RP Presidential Elections:)

Good news! Disqualified na si Eddie Gil. Comelec has discovered buhok niya hindi natural-born!

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(Still on RP Elections:)

Please patronize all pirated VCDs and DVDs so the local movie industry will die. That way, we'll no longer have actors running for public office. Please pass on!

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Makit chinese lang palati kidnap? Kasi pak pinoy 3 gives, pak bombay 5/6, pak amelikano cledit cald, pelo pak chinese sigulado C.O.D., wala pa issue lesibo!

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Tanong: Ano ang tawag sa hipon na laging nadidisgrasya? Sagot: ACCIDENT PRAWN!

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(Christmas time:)

Busy ka pa ba? Me chikka kasi ako eh. Ikaw pa lang itinext ko pero wag mo ifoforward ha. Guess who's one month on the way?


SANTA CLAUS! He's coming, one month from now. hohoho =)

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Binigyan yung maid ng chalk na pamatay ipis. Sabi ng amo niya, ikiskis yung chalk sa pader para mawala yung ipis. Pagtingin ng amo sa pader may nakasulat: EPIS!!! MAMATAY KA NA!!!


Thanks to JR Chong, Neil Yabut, Rowee Vivo, and Tin Elises for the forwarded quotes/messages above. (I fixed the spelling and format for blog purposes.)